theultimateforce:
Probably spent laying in bed, eating food, watching tv and movies, and cuddling with puppies. This weekend will be a scramble to get shit done and squeeze in as much time with people as possible before I leave for NYC next week. Then when I get back it’s on for February Love Madness.
FEBRUARY…
The only things I got done on this list were filing my taxes and adopting Wu. Oh, and fucking winning at life. I can’t say I’m not bummed I didn’t get it all finished (like, Hello. When the frack are you going to finish painting your room?!) but I still feel majorly accomplished. I had a super busy month and I’ve got a loving puppy and a smile on my face to show for it. Getting tattooed and getting a cat will be put off for a bit due to an unexpected car bill and being a responsible adult replenishing my savings account before I blow money on stuff I don’t really need. Chris, I will try and get on this mixed cd soon though and send you a copy.
Also, I had a chocolate milkshake with my breakfast today. At 1:30 in the afternoon. Winning at life all over the place.
I need to find a girl with boobs. I’m going through boob withdrawal.
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The padded bras just don’t do it for him.
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Man I haven’t had a dick in my mouth in over a week.
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Things I announce to Bela in the car.
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I’m not moving from the couch unless I find a girl to bang.
God I wanted to punch her. But I also really wanted to fuck her.
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on his New Year’s Eve conquest
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Me: Have fun! Be safe!
Bela: That's why I have condoms and a rope!
Bela: I'm probably going to go have sex.
Me: She invited you over?
Bela: Yeah. I'm just gonna go get some rope.
great minds think alike
Bela: Did you clean the sex off the couch?
Me: How did you know !
Bela: An empty house. Why wouldn't you fuck on the couch?
He didn't come home until this morning
Bela: High five!
Me: Did you put it in her butt??
Bela: No. I'm free!
Me: You dumped her, but you spent the night?
Bela: Well, we didn't have the conversation until this morning.
Me: High five!
We broke through this barrier and now it’s going to become a common thing. Sorry.
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The second time I peed with Bela in the bathroom.
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